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Well, what can I say? Sometimes desperation drives you to do unconventional things...;)
Before rumors spread, I should add the disclaimer that, no, this is indeed not our new advertisement (but I hope you already knew that.) Instead it is concocted as part of the wanderings of a recovering mind.
The Adam's clan (minus 3 and plus 1) has been momentarily struck down by some miserable bug or other. I think we're all, though some still quite sick, in recovering stages.
I hope to soon have more updates to put on.
Monday, June 21, 2010
Thursday, June 10, 2010
PTL
With reference to my last post, we got the bike back!!
Just when it was looking like there was no way... we got word that, yes, it was across the river in Burma (where we had suspected it to have been taken.) There was some negotiating with the people who it was being sold too and at first it sounded like they might not be willing to give it up, but God worked it all out and now it sits safe and sound right back beneath the house.:)
Thanks so much for the prayers!
Just when it was looking like there was no way... we got word that, yes, it was across the river in Burma (where we had suspected it to have been taken.) There was some negotiating with the people who it was being sold too and at first it sounded like they might not be willing to give it up, but God worked it all out and now it sits safe and sound right back beneath the house.:)
Thanks so much for the prayers!
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
I was woken up late last night and informed that the motorbike has been stolen - again.
They took it in the evening from beneath the house while some of us were inside and the rest down at worship. Kinda disturbing...
Please pray that, if it's God's will, we'll get it back. It's very necessary and very irreplaceable at the moment.
Daddy's gone out looking for it and we reported reported it, but it's looking like a lost cause at the moment. It's in God's hands!
They took it in the evening from beneath the house while some of us were inside and the rest down at worship. Kinda disturbing...
Please pray that, if it's God's will, we'll get it back. It's very necessary and very irreplaceable at the moment.
Daddy's gone out looking for it and we reported reported it, but it's looking like a lost cause at the moment. It's in God's hands!
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